Hi. My name is Pearlmill. This is my personal web-site which is intended to only be viewed by friends.
Due to my unique first name, I am not a hard person to track down on the internet. Because of this, I could be relatively easy to incriminate in cases of libel and/or violations of any non-disclosure-of-information clauses I may have signed.
To avoid committing such acts, I simply do not share any of my information, experiences and/or viewpoints on the internet. Everything written or published by me on this website is to be considered fiction and should be treated as such. Pearlmill isn't even my real name; I don't even know why I'm bothering with such an unnecessarily excessive disclaimer. Any resemblances to real persons, organisations or events are purely coincidental.
Pearlmill
(but not for real)
P.S.
Hmm, I wonder how it legally works if this disclaimer is to be considered fictitious too...